Watch any ad for the Marine Corps and you’d think that the USMC went out of its way to select only recruits who are tall, beautiful and handsomer than any model you’d find in a gay magazine, or Details. Oh wait… same thing. And yeah, there are actually a lot of damn pretty Marines, but sometimes you need something grungy. You need a Marine who hasn’t reported to base in a few weeks and is on the run. He’s drunk most of the time, his high and tight is growing out and he hasn’t bothered to shave since he drove out of Camp Pendleton one Friday night and didn’t bother driving back again on Monday morning.
These are the kind of Marines that always end up on Bobby’s doorstop. I like this guy with the mustache growing in and the jeans splashed with paint. He looks like he could kick the shit out of anyone who looked at him sideways and then afterwards stick his dick down your throat just for the hell of it.